"the beatles were the best band to ever live" 

lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though? 

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A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything. Irish proverb  (via paradiche)

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Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

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  • interviewer: this wasn't listed as a required qualification, but you mentioned in your resume several times that you are excellent at memorization?
  • me: *giggles* oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed. well, since you asked for a demonstration, *recites 35 consecutive Nicki Minaj verses for the next 20 minutes*
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