oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

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literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

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trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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notifigaytion:

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

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rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

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peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

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